Have you or a family member had an accident in the last ten years? have you been made to wear shite clobber in the past decade? have you had to endure endless ' What would shanks have said' stories? Have you ever been unfaily arrested at an away fixture? Are you Clive Thomas?
If the answer is Yes to any of the above, then why not get in touch with our dedicated team of salespersons, who are waiting for your call to get the comensation you rightly deserve.
below is the tale of Seclan Dwan and how one phone call changed his lif forever.
Seclan was an innocent bright eyed boy when his uncle first promised him a day out at the match, little did Seclan know that this event was to have a scarring effect on him, he was really excited untill he realised he couldn't understand any of the strange dialects, he quizzed his Uncle Tommy who expained that this is the way of the Kopite, for the next ten years while his dad was on the rigs, Seclan had to endure being pissed on via rolled up newspapers, put up with witty remark after witty remark, and then being made to carry his numerous flags and banners all the way home as Uncle Tommy had spent the bus fare on ale.
It was only when Seclan ventured into High School that he first herd ther was an alternative to badges, flags, and coach journeys to Tunbridge wells and this alternative was Everton.
It was Goodison that Seclan first saw our advert, and after making an initial free phone call, we were able to put him in touch with a crack team of solicitors, the outcome of this case led to Seclan being awarded £150. 000 on the basis child cruelty, and his Uncle Tommy was made to confess his sins to St Luke the patron saint of Evertonians.
So if you have a story like Seclen's get in touch and who knows you could be looking at a right shed load of compo.
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